Baden

Start a new topic if you will but stay relevant here, please.

That looks rather good. Sorry @"Shawn" The pink really sets it off. :starstruck: But why the helmet? Fear of a mutant albatross attack? Vicious half-b...

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Javi's eyebrows are indeed top class. :up:

Also, I live in a hovel. In fairness, I could not one-up your shirt. Hence the dour look.

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Proven.

@"Shawn"

They are an anagram of "Jolly sex pigs", which perhaps raises more questions than it answers.

(Alcatraz) It may also have been due to the Daiginjo sake that he decided to *ahem* "internalise" the dildo totem (/ inverted miniature apple tree) bu...

MB cuts gonads from dildo totem and flings them on tray: "How do you like them apples?"

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Doodle, doodle, little cat How I wonder what you're at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky!

Wish I were there. :love:

Now this is a theory worth exploring. :smile:

I have to admit I'm also beginning to have some doubts.

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Me too. Seven years and not one word. SEVEN years. @"Michael Bay"

And then this happened: /uploads/resized/files/1p/w19f7rumm32mi67m.jpg Not even QAnon can help now, @"Shawn". We're in special territory here. Very sp...

"Life is heavier than the weight of all things." Rilke.

He's more likely to come up with something deliberately obscure and off-putting. :smile:

Sounds good. We don't get bbq weather too often in Ireland though. Not much in the way of catfish either.

I agree with this question. Wolfgang Mouseart is, in fact, a hamster. Being a good hamster though, he has avoided a crisis of identity.

Wolfgang has a special place in my heart and there he shall stay. Anyhow, given Wolfgang is by far the better actor, I don't know why Michael cast Tom...

You can't stay silent forever @"Michael Bay". It's time to step up to the plate.

And that brings us to the end of our presentation today. Please offer your questions to @"Baden" @"Michael Bay" .

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Yes, well, this Michael Bay stuff is pretty time-consuming as you can imagine. Hello everyone, my name is Baden, and today I will be presenting my tal...

I have been thinking about it, but I'm working overtime this month, so I haven't committed to anything. Feel free to badger me (also, it wouldn't be a...

No worries. Good to see you anyway. :cool:

I doubt it. Tiff was close to PMB I think but she has also been absent of late. Maybe @"Banno" knows something.

Looks like you were quiet yourself for several years. Hope you stick around a while.

Kwalish kid was banned from the old site. Not sure where PMB went. He was a top quality poster though.

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Exactly.

I don't really want to get involved in the thread but Netanyahu is a terrorist and a mass murderer. I've said from the start it doesn't matter who is ...

It might be better to conclude that trying to rigidly define art is a mistake as only its vague contours will ever be agreed on by a random sample of ...

Pity it doesn't work as it conflates beauty with art. A model presents his or her body for aesthetic appreciation and while said body may be beautiful...

Mm, it's a tough sell.

By George, a fine fellow. Or, well, a fine pig. And no need for modesty on his behalf; his excessive berth is fit for purpose in buffering me against ...

You know what? You asked for it. /uploads/resized/files/fp/kb3byz0xp78wkvrz.jpg I hope I did the right thing, Shawn.

Anyway, to put it in verbal crayon, Michael Bay in his prime was a sublime genius. Don't try to tell me he wasn't. He kept a miniature dildo in his po...

I could use your support here @"Shawn". Bring the pig.

But yes, suppose that, just for the sake of argument, M.B. (please allow me that familiarity--he does) is working to bring socialism to America. Then ...

I don't know how to translate that into Yankee except through extensive use of illustration and possibly a puppet show. Which I don't have time for ri...

Seriously though, if you watch a Michael Bay movie backwards, there's some deeply relevant political messaging there.

Sorry about that, just another failed attempt at counter revolution. I'll try harder next time. One day I will earn my cigar. :pray:

One of the cool things about being in the politburo though is you don't only get to go to the shop that's run out of beans, like the plebs, you get a ...