Almost Famous Things

Quoting T Clark

666-666-6666 The phone number of the beast

I realized I left out some important information. First - I left out the country code. The full number should be - 66-666-666-6666.

Second - I forget to give the toll-free number - 800-666-666 - free in the USA.

Reply to T Clark Number of letters in my first name: 6. Number of letters in my middle name: 6. Number of letters in my last name: 6.

Quoting S

Number of letters in my first name: 6. Number of letters in my middle name: 6. Number of letters in my last name: 6.

There's only one letter in your name.

Quoting T Clark

There's only one letter in your name.

Username. Maybe that can be today's word of the day.

Quoting S

Username. Maybe that can be today's word of the day.

@s - The username of the beast.

Lesser known movies:

• The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly – remake with Chevy Chase, Pauli Shore, and Sir Lawrence Olivier
• Uber Driver
• Indiana Jones and the Flat Tire
• Mystic River Pizza
• The Girl with the Hello Kitty Tattoo
• An Inconvenient Supreme Court
• Franz Kafka's It's a Wonderful Life

These are like Readers Digest/dad jokes.

Quoting Hanover

These are like Readers Digest/dad jokes.

Lesser known Shakespeare quotes:

• I got married to the widow next door. She's been married four times before - Henry V
• That was no lady, that was my wife - Macbeth
• The first thing we do, let's kill all the Kardashians - Henry VI Part II
• Hello, my name is Hamlet. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - Hamlet
• Yeah, Pop was kind of a dick - Richard IV.
• Geez, I can never remember - are we Montagues or Capulets? - Romeo and Juliet
• Cheese it, the copse. - Macbeth (stolen)

Lesser known Star Trek quotes

• “Oy, vey, it’s the Romulans.” – from Star Trek the Next Generation (STNG) Season 5, Episode 4 – “Data Converts to Judaism.”
• “Tribble stew, that is a very logical solution.” – from original Star Trek (OST) Season 2, Episode 5 – “The Trouble with Tribbles.”
• “Q, you asshole, it’s been 350 years. No, Trump didn’t win.” – from Star Trek Deep Space 9 (DS9), Season 1, Episode 5 – “Q-less.”
• “No, Captain, are ye daft? We can’t go ‘warp bazillion.’” – from OST Season 3, Episode 4 – “Kirk Goes to Rehab.”
• “Shit, I can never remember. Am I Six or Seven of Nine?” – Star Trek Voyager (STV), Season 6, Episode 4 – “Borg, Schmorg.”
• “Since 1775 there have been 24 valiant ships with the ‘Enterprise’ name, not counting the one fucking Kirk lost to the fucking Klingons in a fucking card game.” – from STNG, Season 5, Episode 22 – “Imaginary Friend.”
• “God damn it, of course you ‘sense great pain, great anger.’ I just got my dick caught in my zipper.” – from STNG, Season 3, Episode 19 – “Captain’s Holiday.”

Quoting T Clark

I got married to the widow next door. She's been married seven times before

I think I heard the song. And it was famous.

Quoting Sir2u

I think I heard the song. And it was famous.

I remember it vividly. Driving down the lane to my grandfather's farm on a dirt road with the windows down in the summer of 1965. Listening on WCAO from Baltimore - Top 20 radio. It was very short. I loved it. I heard it so many times in the first two weeks after it came out that I couldn't listen again for 20 years. Those were the days before FM radio and album rock format.

Reply to T Clark The good old days when it was not necessary to sing about sex or wear almost nothing to be famous.