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"A door without a knob is a wall..." Thoughts?

BeanutPutter August 18, 2019 at 13:36 11500 views 73 comments The Lounge
Maybe this is a major brain fart, to me the statement is extremely deep because it shares the same fabric/common theme as philosophical questions such as 'what is the meaning of life?'; the idea of 'purpose'...

Or perhaps it's one of those questions (even though it's a statement), that has no answer and your response tells you something about yourself.

Btw the quote is one of my own, in case you were wondering.

(I'd like to apologise to the mods in advaned if my OP doesn't meet the requirements of the forum . Hopefully you can see what I was trying to achieve and grant me a little leeway in this regard? I only ask it because I think this forum is probably the only place on the internet I can expand upon what i'm trying to say)

Comments (73)

Baden August 18, 2019 at 14:03 ¶ #317215
Reply to BeanutPutter

There are doors without knobs, such as lift doors etc. Maybe expand on your point a bit.
Amity August 18, 2019 at 16:11 ¶ #317229
Reply to Baden
But, but...lift doors can still look or function like a wall, when closed.
There needs to be a button, a knob or a key to open any such 'wall'.

Quoting BeanutPutter
the statement is extremely deep because it shares the same fabric/common theme as philosophical questions such as 'what is the meaning of life?'; the idea of 'purpose'...


How so ?
Baden August 18, 2019 at 16:48 ¶ #317247
Reply to Amity

Maybe, although I see a door as something built to allow progress through a barrier (such as a wall) making the function of a knob very peripheral. Either way we need some more sauce BeanutPutter.
Hanover August 18, 2019 at 23:27 ¶ #317322
If the knob falls off a door, we have a knobless door, not a wall.

Maybe this is a thread about essentialism. I'm not sure. If it is, I'll just jump to the conclusion (spolier alert!) and point out there is no definition of walls or doors that captures every case because such things have no essence.
Sir2u August 19, 2019 at 01:08 ¶ #317354
Electric automated doors have no knobs. But that does not stop it from being a door nor convert it into a wall. A barrier maybe but not a wall.
Pattern-chaser August 19, 2019 at 13:49 ¶ #317598
Quoting Hanover
If the knob falls off a door, we have a knobless door, not a wall.


Yes, we do, but (assuming the door is the sort that can only be opened by twisting the knob and pushing/pulling) functionally, that knobless door is indistinguishable from a wall. The OP mentioned purpose, and in this context, the knobless door is (in effect) a wall, even though this is not - cannot be - so literally.
S August 31, 2019 at 19:46 ¶ #322497
A cat with no arms and legs is a snake.
Hanover September 01, 2019 at 01:24 ¶ #322539
Quoting S
A cat with no arms and legs is a snake.


A cat with arms is a fucked up cat.
S September 01, 2019 at 07:54 ¶ #322590
Quoting Hanover
A cat with arms is a fucked up cat.


Your cat has yet to evolve arms?
T_Clark September 01, 2019 at 16:30 ¶ #322728
Quoting Hanover
A cat with arms is a fucked up cat.


But a cat without arms is not. Unless it doesn't have legs either, in which case it is a snake, as Professor @S has so perspicaciously noted.
S September 01, 2019 at 16:36 ¶ #322732
Quoting T Clark
But a cat without arms is not. Unless it doesn't have legs either, in which case it is a snake, as Professor S has so perspicaciously noted.


Yes. And a slug is just a tiny, toothless snake. Or a tiny, toothless cat with no arms or legs. Which is a different way of saying the same thing.
T_Clark September 01, 2019 at 16:38 ¶ #322734
Quoting S
Yes. And a slug is just a tiny, toothless snake.


Or, a tiny toothless cat with no arms or legs. I can keep this up all day, although that may not be fair to @BeanutPutter.
T_Clark September 01, 2019 at 16:40 ¶ #322735
Quoting Baden
Maybe expand on your point a bit.


Quoting Amity
But, but...lift doors can still look or function like a wall, when closed.
There needs to be a button, a knob or a key to open any such 'wall'.


I like this, instead of expanding the point, you've redefined one of the main elements of the question. And that, my friends, is what we call "philosophy."
S September 01, 2019 at 16:40 ¶ #322736
Reply to T Clark Sorry old chap, it appears I beat you to the punch in my edit.
T_Clark September 01, 2019 at 16:45 ¶ #322739
Quoting S
Sorry old chap, it appears I beat you to the punch in my edit.


Yes, but I got to use "perspicaciously." And, in a paraphrase to Leslie Nielsen, don't call me "old chap."

T_Clark September 01, 2019 at 17:07 ¶ #322746
Quoting T Clark
don't call me "old chap


"Old man" would be ok though, because, well, I am an old man.
Amity September 01, 2019 at 17:37 ¶ #322752
Quoting T Clark
But, but...lift doors can still look or function like a wall, when closed.
There needs to be a button, a knob or a key to open any such 'wall'.
— Amity

I like this, instead of expanding the point, you've redefined one of the main elements of the question. And that, my friends, is what we call "philosophy."


Really ? :yikes:
I didn't know that...
Well...thank you, I think :chin:
:sparkle:

Hanover September 01, 2019 at 18:59 ¶ #322775
A cat with no arms or legs isn't a snake. It's a doorstop.
T_Clark September 01, 2019 at 20:20 ¶ #322802
Quoting Hanover
It's a doorstop.


Or a doorknob. Or a wall.
Sir2u September 01, 2019 at 23:40 ¶ #322839
Quoting Hanover
A cat with no arms or legs isn't a snake. It's a doorstop.


I have yet to see a cat with arms, so it is difficult to imagine on without them. :chin:
S September 03, 2019 at 12:50 ¶ #323615
Quoting Hanover
A cat with no arms or legs isn't a snake. It's a doorstop.


My doorstop just bit me.
Pattern-chaser September 03, 2019 at 14:21 ¶ #323643
Quoting Amity
But, but...lift doors can still look or function like a wall, when closed.
There needs to be a button, a knob or a key to open any such 'wall'.
— Amity

I like this, instead of expanding the point, you've redefined one of the main elements of the question. And that, my friends, is what we call "philosophy." — T Clark


Really ? :yikes:
I didn't know that...
Well...thank you, I think :chin:


I think there's room here to understand - and defend? :chin: - flexibility of thought and vocabulary. It's not a crime or a sin, as far as I know. It can even be useful, on occasion. :up:

It's not really redefining anything to portray a door as a wall (in some circumstances). That's just being flexible, and saying 'let's just see where this goes...'. :up:
Amity September 03, 2019 at 15:50 ¶ #323674
Quoting Pattern-chaser
It's not really redefining anything to portray a door as a wall (in some circumstances). That's just being flexible, and saying 'let's just see where this goes...'. :up:


I like it :up:
'flexibility of thought and vocabulary'
The key to passing through the dogma wall...
Fresh air through open doors. Cats stay watch.
Is that a pet theory ?

Pattern-chaser September 03, 2019 at 15:54 ¶ #323677
Quoting Amity
'flexibility of thought and vocabulary'
The key to passing through the dogma wall...


Now let's not get carried away! :smile: Flexibility of thought helps specifically when we're seeking for something new or different. And it needs to be followed with some more rigorous consideration, or we can end up with half-thought-out nonsense for our trouble. :wink: So it's not a key (IMO), or a secret weapon against dogma ... but it might help. :up:

Quoting Amity
Is that a pet theory ?


No, I rather think it's a very bad joke, yes? :wink:
Amity September 03, 2019 at 16:02 ¶ #323684
Reply to Pattern-chaser

Keep on thinking, it sounds good - through the skull walls... :smile:

Part of your favourite quote:
In order to make progress, one must leave the door to the unknown ajar.”
? Richard Feynman

The open door is a start...
Shamshir September 03, 2019 at 17:27 ¶ #323726
A door is a passage.
The thing with the knob is a movable wall.
Pattern-chaser September 03, 2019 at 18:02 ¶ #323753
Quoting Shamshir
A door is a passage.


I don't want to get nit-picky, but doesn't a door open onto a passage? Isn't it an entry to that passage? :chin:
Shamshir September 03, 2019 at 18:06 ¶ #323757
Reply to Pattern-chaser When you say 'open the door' - are you opening up the barricade and inspecting its insides or are you moving the barricade and opening up a passage?
Pattern-chaser September 04, 2019 at 07:50 ¶ #324032
Reply to Shamshir The latter. :wink:
Shamshir September 04, 2019 at 18:32 ¶ #324306
Reply to Pattern-chaser Then it would follow, as I've thought it through, that a door or gate or anything of the sort - is a passage.

That said, language is known to mutate - an example I'm sure you're familiar with being the word 'gay'.
So the words themselves don't matter as much as meaning and intent; thusly, use 'door' as you wish.
Pattern-chaser September 05, 2019 at 12:10 ¶ #324595
Quoting Shamshir
Then it would follow, as I've thought it through, that a door or gate or anything of the sort - is a passage.


Not a "portal", or something similar?
Shamshir September 05, 2019 at 12:38 ¶ #324608
Reply to Pattern-chaser A portal is a passage, isn't it?
If you're not familiar, the port in portal stands for gate.
Pattern-chaser September 05, 2019 at 12:54 ¶ #324613
Quoting Shamshir
A portal is a passage, isn't it?
If you're not familiar, the port in portal stands for gate.


I think it refers to an entrance or place of entry. Entry to somewhere; in your example, a passage/corridor. A door leads onto whatever lies behind it, doesn't it?
Shamshir September 05, 2019 at 13:24 ¶ #324616
Reply to Pattern-chaser An entrance, likewise an exit - are a passage in to and out of, correct?
An entry to a passage, would basically be a passage to a passage; a bit redundant.

That a door leads to whatever lies behind it, does not disentangle it from being a passage - as a passage does the same, correct? Likewise a bridge?
Sir2u September 06, 2019 at 01:42 ¶ #324920
Quoting Shamshir
When you say 'open the door' - are you opening up the barricade and inspecting its insides or are you moving the barricade and opening up a passage?


You are removing the cover of a portal between one place and another. I makes no difference what is on either side of the portal.
Shamshir September 06, 2019 at 05:44 ¶ #324995
Reply to Sir2u It does, in the sense that opening the door references the opening of said portal, and not the removal of the cover; not directly anyway, as the removal is just an assumed step that's not mentioned.

An easier way to convey the door as the barricade would be to reference its hinges; though considering this cover is more or less part of the passage, when you reference the cover you inadvertently reference the passage.
Sir2u September 07, 2019 at 02:07 ¶ #325396
Quoting Shamshir
It does, in the sense that opening the door references the opening of said portal, and not the removal of the cover; not directly anyway, as the removal is just an assumed step that's not mentioned.

An easier way to convey the door as the barricade would be to reference its hinges; though considering this cover is more or less part of the passage, when you reference the cover you inadvertently reference the passage


A barricade, cover, door are not the same as a wall, and never will be. All of them are removable, can you remove a wall?
Shamshir September 07, 2019 at 06:25 ¶ #325435
Reply to Sir2u I don't see why not; wall is just a barricade.
Do you see any foundational difference between a wall and a barricade? A wall isn't immovable, merely stationary.
Terrapin Station September 07, 2019 at 11:24 ¶ #325484
How about "You make a better door than window"? I use that one a lot still.
Sir2u September 07, 2019 at 21:51 ¶ #325748
Quoting Shamshir
Do you see any foundational difference between a wall and a barricade? A wall isn't immovable, merely stationary.


Look up the definition of barricade, door, cover and then wall. Which is meant to be movable and which is meant to be permanent? A wall is not immovable, but it is a bitch to close it again after you open it.
Shamshir September 08, 2019 at 09:40 ¶ #325886
Reply to Sir2u And thus - we come around again, do you open the wall or the passage?
Pattern-chaser September 08, 2019 at 12:30 ¶ #325923
It seems to me that a door marks a border, to cross-fertilise two current threads.

dictionary.com:Door:
- a movable, usually solid, barrier for opening and closing an entranceway, cupboard, cabinet, or the like, commonly turning on hinges or sliding in grooves.
- any means of approach, admittance, or access.
- any gateway marking an entrance or exit from one place or state to another


A door is not a passage, but one end of a passage. A door, like a point in maths, is considered to have zero thickness. [ Not literally zero, of course, but we normally assume its thickness is insignificant. ] It marks and protects an entrance or exit to/from somewhere else. Is this really all so complicated?
Sir2u September 09, 2019 at 02:12 ¶ #326217
Quoting Shamshir
And thus - we come around again, do you open the wall or the passage?


'Tis you. dear sir, that is spinning in circles. A wall just stands there, it cannot be opened in the sense that a door or portal would be. THAT is why they install doors in them, so that one can traverse through the wall without having to disintegrate your self and pass the molecules between those of the wall material.
Shamshir September 09, 2019 at 06:10 ¶ #326285
Reply to Sir2u A garage door is a garage wall; if proportion is the issue.

But you said:
Quoting Sir2u
they install doors in them

And there are doorflaps within doorflaps.
Hence I said:
Quoting Shamshir
And thus - we come around again


Go back and the missing piece should become apparent. A door is indeed a wall - but what is missing?
Perhaps a glove may garner the answer?

Reply to Pattern-chaser Let's say it is not a passage, a through. What then do you open when you open the door...?
Pattern-chaser September 09, 2019 at 11:37 ¶ #326379
Quoting Shamshir
?Pattern-chaser
Let's say it is not a passage, a through. What then do you open when you open the door...?


Consider a room, with a door that connects the room to a corridor. The door marks the border between the room and the corridor. But the door is not the border, just a marker, like the "US-Canada border is here" signs.

But a door offers extra function, just to confuse us. :wink: Because the door can also allow or prevent passage between the room and the corridor. When we open the door, we allow passage between the room and the corridor, in either direction. When we close it, we prevent passage.

"What then do you open when you open the door"

Physically, I open the door, by swinging the wooden barrier that is the door on its hinges. So physically, I move a sheet of wood. Metaphorically, I open a border (between the room and the corridor).

Is there a point to the mystery we're creating here? A door is a movable barrier. What are we chasing here, @Shamshir? :chin:
Shamshir September 09, 2019 at 16:37 ¶ #326510
Quoting Pattern-chaser
But a door offers extra function, just to confuse us. :wink:

Now you're getting it.

That a door is a passage is an honest statement.
But alas an omission.

Open your hand - you unfold your hand - like you unfold the doorframe.
Open your ears - you clear your ears - like you clear the doorway.

You being @Pattern-chaser, I wonder, did you not pick up on my zig-zag? Perhaps looking at the chronology in retrospect you'll see it, if you did not.

And now that you've got it:
Quoting Pattern-chaser
Is there a point to the mystery we're creating here? A door is a movable barrier. What are we chasing here, Shamshir? :chin:

Thus framed, the point is the will of the wisp.
But when chasing patter, we are mystbound and not paying attention - finding we've lost our way.

Perhaps this needless extrapolation is actually an allusion - and while the suspense kept us in place, going through the door may have been the key.

Is this adequate?
Sir2u September 10, 2019 at 01:11 ¶ #326688
Quoting Shamshir
A garage door is a garage wall; if proportion is the issue.


Who mentioned size? How can size be an issue when the size of the DOOR is adjust to the size of the object passing through it. Do you not open your big garage door to drive your car out. Next time try driving through the wall as they are the same thing right.

Quoting Shamshir
And there are doorflaps within doorflaps.


Those little flats are just smaller doors set into larger ones so that you do not have to open the big one. Try to imagine a warehouse door being opened ever time a person wants to enter or leave, that is why they install smaller "people" size doors in them .

A door is a door and will all ways be a door.
A wall is a wall and until you can show me one that can be opened and closed you are wrong.

END OF TOPIC
Shamshir September 10, 2019 at 07:20 ¶ #326740
Quoting Sir2u
Next time try driving through the wall as they are the same thing right.

Do you drive through the garage door or do you move it?
Pattern-chaser September 10, 2019 at 10:57 ¶ #326810
Quoting Shamshir
That a door is a passage is an honest statement.


I think it's a misleading statement. A door is a door. It allows passage, or it allows access to a passage, but it is not in itself a passage. Having (effectively) zero thickness, the one thing a door is not is a passage. A passage has length; it takes you from one place (one end) to another (the other end); it traverses distance.

Quoting Shamshir
Open your hand - you unfold your hand - like you unfold the doorframe.
Open your ears - you clear your ears - like you clear the doorway.


Now you're investigating the different meanings that "open" and "clear" can carry?

Quoting Shamshir
Thus framed, the point is the will of the wisp.
But when chasing patter, we are mystbound and not paying attention - finding we've lost our way.

Perhaps this needless extrapolation is actually an allusion - and while the suspense kept us in place, going through the door may have been the key.

Is this adequate?


Now I am completely and utterly lost.

What is the point of this diversion???
What are you trying to tell/show us???
Shamshir September 10, 2019 at 14:42 ¶ #326913
Quoting Pattern-chaser
I think it's a misleading statement. A door is a door. It allows passage, or it allows access to a passage, but it is not in itself a passage. Having (effectively) zero thickness, the one thing a door is not is a passage. A passage has length; it takes you from one place (one end) to another (the other end); it traverses distance.

Very well.
But may I ask how this lack of passage intersects a passage? Likewise, wouldn't an effective zero thickness be counterproductive to your statement?

Quoting Pattern-chaser
Now you're investigating the different meanings that "open" and "clear" can carry?

I'm sheathing the door, hoping it fits.

Quoting Pattern-chaser
Now I am completely and utterly lost.

What is the point of this diversion???
What are you trying to tell/show us???

Nothing important - moreso I'm just following through.

Pattern-chaser September 10, 2019 at 15:29 ¶ #326932
Quoting Shamshir
Nothing important...


Then we're done here. :up:
Shamshir September 10, 2019 at 15:34 ¶ #326937
Reply to Pattern-chaser Quite.
Time to close the door and pass on through.
Sir2u September 11, 2019 at 00:47 ¶ #327141
Quoting Shamshir
Do you drive through the garage door or do you move it?


:meh: Did you not read where I said that you open the door to drive your car out, it would then seem pretty obvious that you would have to drive through the hole that it left in the wall.
Shamshir September 11, 2019 at 14:56 ¶ #327424
Reply to Sir2u And then we come around again - you open up the wall, to drive your car out.
[I]Why do you favour one over the other?[/i]

Doesn't matter.
Egg with or without a shell is egg.

Please, pay attention.
You've been following so earnestly, that you forgot to stop and notice - I'm not making a distinction, as one would be utterly worthless.

It's all just a reference to an omission.
And the omission is context.
Look at the first question I asked in this thread.
Sir2u September 12, 2019 at 02:02 ¶ #327658
Quoting Shamshir
And then we come around again - you open up the wall, to drive your car out.


I am beginning to think that you have some sort of a problem with the English language. You cannot open a wall. You would have to knock it down or drive over it.

Quoting Shamshir
It's all just a reference to an omission.
And the omission is context.
Look at the first question I asked in this thread.


OK.

Quoting Shamshir
When you say 'open the door' - are you opening up the barricade and inspecting its insides or are you moving the barricade and opening up a passage?


If this is the question you are talking about the only omission from the question is common sense.
You would usually dismantle the door to look inside it or look stupid if it was a solid door.
A door involves just two things, allowing passage from one place to another or block passage from one place to another. Opening it allows the first and closing it the second. And you can call it whatever you like, door, manhole cover, portal, trapdoor, storm door, revolving door, fire door and the list goes on and on.

A door might be part of a wall but it is not a wall.

I am out of here.
Bye.
Pattern-chaser September 12, 2019 at 11:18 ¶ #327795
Quoting Shamshir
It's all just a reference to an omission.
And the omission is context.


Then why not just say so? You post riddles, and expect us to telepathically discover your point. Clarity and simplicity, y'know? :wink:
Shamshir September 12, 2019 at 11:26 ¶ #327799
Reply to Pattern-chaser That's no fun.
Tangling yourself up in an effort to untangle is my method of exploration~

If you've ever any mysterious amalgamations, do share~
Pattern-chaser September 12, 2019 at 11:29 ¶ #327800
Quoting Pattern-chaser
Clarity and simplicity, y'know? :wink:


Quoting Shamshir
Tangling yourself up in an effort to untangle is my method of exploration


Reply to Shamshir I have found that, if I am unclear, my audience is unwilling to spend the time trying to work out what I intended. They ignore me and move on. Clarity and simplicity are what we put into our writing for the benefit of those who read our words.... :chin:
Shamshir September 12, 2019 at 11:45 ¶ #327811
Reply to Pattern-chaser It would seem your audience is rather faithless - or maybe a bunch of ants?

In order to attain clarity as to the matter of doors, we must be inclined to open all doors to the matter - even doors that on the forefront appear not as doors.
Should we wish to broaden our awareness, we must be willing to carefully measure every supposed absurdity.

So perhaps it's just a matter of patience?
Pattern-chaser September 12, 2019 at 11:48 ¶ #327812
Quoting Shamshir
It would seem your audience is rather faithless


I was trying to refer, gently, to your audience. My attempt at diplomacy (not a talent I actually have). More directly: speak clearly or get ignored. Your riddles are too much like hard work, for very little reward. Sorry. :meh:
Shamshir September 12, 2019 at 11:54 ¶ #327815
Reply to Pattern-chaser Then here is a simple question.

If I wrote something, and you don't understand it - does the responsibility of understanding not ultimately rest with you?
Leading a horse to water and all that.
Pattern-chaser September 12, 2019 at 12:00 ¶ #327818
Quoting Shamshir
If I wrote something, and you don't understand it - does the responsibility of understanding not ultimately rest with you?


No, not really. You aren't our resident guru, you're a philosopher with whom we are all trying to exchange meaning. If you deliberately make it difficult for us to understand you, why should we expend the effort? :chin:
Shamshir September 12, 2019 at 12:06 ¶ #327820
Reply to Pattern-chaser But consider I'm not deliberately being difficult and you simply don't get it.

In the same way a well written manual on riding a bicycle is worthless if the rider doesn't innately 'get it'.

Or the punchline of a joke.
Sir2u September 13, 2019 at 01:34 ¶ #328075
Quoting Shamshir
a well written manual on riding a bicycle is worthless if the rider doesn't innately 'get it'.


That is the first sensible thing you have said, well almost sensible.

But there is no way a person can learn to ride a bike by reading about it. You have to put your butt in the saddle and ride till you fall off and then start gain.

Quoting Shamshir
Leading a horse to water and all that.


When things need to be explained, the onus is on the writer to do so. There is no horse and no water involved.

Quoting Shamshir
Or the punchline of a joke.


Jokes rarely transcend ethnic, racial, territorial, gender, economic or even age barriers. And the best comedians no that and play to a particular audience so that the do get the punch line.
It is not the problem of the poor black kid in the ghetto to understand a rich man's joke about golf.
Shamshir September 13, 2019 at 07:43 ¶ #328204
Reply to Sir2u Very well, ant. Open your head, and I will pour the knowledge into it.
Sir2u September 14, 2019 at 15:13 ¶ #328674
Quoting Shamshir
Open your head,


Completely different sense to the word as used in this context as used in the door example.

Quoting Shamshir
and I will pour the knowledge into it.


I seriously doubt that you have anything new or exciting to offer. :shade:

Caldwell September 15, 2019 at 01:50 ¶ #328806
Quoting Shamshir
If I wrote something, and you don't understand it - does the responsibility of understanding not ultimately rest with you?

I don't think we ascribe responsibility to the process of "understanding". It happens, or not. But convincing is a task, the responsibility of which falls on the writer -- that is, it is the writer's responsibility to convince the reader of the value or truth of his ideas.
Shamshir September 15, 2019 at 05:45 ¶ #328880
Reply to Caldwell I can't convince you, if you can't convince yourself.

Maybe you've heard this one:
A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help.

Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, "Jump in, I can save you."

The stranded fellow shouted back, "No, it's OK, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me."

So the rowboat went on.

Then a motorboat came by. "The fellow in the motorboat shouted, "Jump in, I can save you."

To this the stranded man said, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."

So the motorboat went on.

Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, "Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety."

To this the stranded man again replied, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."

So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.

Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, "I had faith in you but you didn't save me, you let me drown. I don't understand why!"

To this God replied, "I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?
Sir2u September 15, 2019 at 14:26 ¶ #328959
Reply to Shamshir A christian pastor, a catholic priest, a Jewish rabbi, a Jehovah witness and a Muslim were on a small plane. All of a sudden the pilot rushes out of the cockpit opens a lock, grabs a parachute, opens the door and before he jumps yells that the plane is out of fuel and will crash in a few minutes.

The pastor looks in the locker and sees that there are only two more parachutes, he grabs one. The witness grabs the other and they both jump out before the others can realize what is happening.

The Muslim gets down on the floor and prays out loud and then jumps out of the plane screaming "Into the hands of Allah". A hand reaches down from the cloud and grabs him.

The jew drops to the floor and repeats what the Muslim did, then jumps out of the plane screaming "Into the hands of Allah". A hand reaches down from the cloud and grabs him.

The catholic priest follows the example of the rabbi an jumps screaming "Into the hands of Allah". A hand reaches down from the cloud and grabs him.

Just as he jumps the plane's motor dies and it dips towards the earth.

"Oh thank god" he cries and crosses himself.

The hand from the sky throws him to the ground.

You have to continue believing.
Caldwell September 21, 2019 at 01:43 ¶ #331707
To this God replied, "I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?

:razz:
S September 21, 2019 at 02:15 ¶ #331739
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then took a sip of his whiskey, and began to rummage around under his seat as though he was looking for something.

He kept on rummaging around for quite some time whilst the Mormon looked at the Irishman in bewilderment, until finally the Mormon asked him, "What are doing? Are looking for something?".

The Irishman replied, "Yes, and I've just this moment found it!".

So the Mormon asked, "What is it that you've found?"

And the Irishman replied, "A cat with no arms and legs".
Shamshir September 21, 2019 at 07:58 ¶ #331887
A rabbi is teaching math and asks his student:
- Moses, how much is 2 + 2?
- 2 + 2 makes four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten... - answers Moses.
- Wait, wait, wait! Now, you remember this from me - 2 + 2 makes four, five, six, seven at maximum!
Eight, nine and ten in the Armenian school, next door.
Sir2u October 07, 2019 at 02:01 ¶ #338871