No fun allowed

No fun allowed means no fun at all. No amusement of any sorts: no partying, no smiling, no laughing, no humor, no games.

I'm a sad bitter man who hates the sight of any fun. I want everyone to be miserable, just like me. And the only way I get amusement is when people are sad. So make me happy by making yourselves absolutely miserable. Talk about your breakups, failures, and bad times in general. Make sure to make good use of the :cry: emoji.

And remember: No fun allowed. Don't forget it. You'll regret it.