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Life’s Deep and Endless Questions (and some snarky answers)

0 thru 9 May 21, 2019 at 15:50 1575 views 2 comments
Because there are no silly questions. Just smartass answers! :snicker:

Give your facetious answers to life’s imponderable and endless questions.
(Because who has the time and patience for endless questions?)

Q: Hello God? Do you exist?

A: Quit bothering me. Do something useful. Plant a garden or something...

Q: Are you REALLY the one true God speaking to ME?!?!

A: Ummm... yea, sure... whatever works for you.

Q: OMG, I have soooo many questions that I...

A: Gotta go now! Busy with stuff... you understand. Bye!

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0 thru 9 May 21, 2019 at 18:28 #291275
Q: Which form of government works best?

A: Wait a minute... there’s a government somewhere that actually works at all?


Q: How many marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


Q: Which is the one true religion?

A1: It’s a secret. You think they want us poor nosepickers attending their services and annoying everyone with our crying babies and fidgety kids?

A2: None of the above.

A3: The one located closest to your house that has a noon service and a nice school.

A4: The one your parents belonged to. Or possibly the one your significant other believes in, if you can’t be arsed to debate about it.

A5. Scientology (see answer #1).

A6. It is an ancient Sumerian religion whose main ritual was one that predicted the future and told the meaning of the universe by examining the droppings of donkeys. It is called Asstrology.

A7. I can’t pronounce the name of it, but it’s some trendy place where everyone is bowing and wearing yoga pants.
Shamshir June 07, 2019 at 09:12 #295278
Q: What does it mean to be alive?
A: You'll know when you're dead.