Life’s Deep and Endless Questions (and some snarky answers)
Because there are no silly questions. Just smartass answers! :snicker:
Give your facetious answers to life’s imponderable and endless questions.
(Because who has the time and patience for endless questions?)
Q: Hello God? Do you exist?
A: Quit bothering me. Do something useful. Plant a garden or something...
Q: Are you REALLY the one true God speaking to ME?!?!
A: Ummm... yea, sure... whatever works for you.
Q: OMG, I have soooo many questions that I...
A: Gotta go now! Busy with stuff... you understand. Bye!
Give your facetious answers to life’s imponderable and endless questions.
(Because who has the time and patience for endless questions?)
Q: Hello God? Do you exist?
A: Quit bothering me. Do something useful. Plant a garden or something...
Q: Are you REALLY the one true God speaking to ME?!?!
A: Ummm... yea, sure... whatever works for you.
Q: OMG, I have soooo many questions that I...
A: Gotta go now! Busy with stuff... you understand. Bye!
Comments (2)
A: Wait a minute... there’s a government somewhere that actually works at all?
Q: How many marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Q: Which is the one true religion?
A1: It’s a secret. You think they want us poor nosepickers attending their services and annoying everyone with our crying babies and fidgety kids?
A2: None of the above.
A3: The one located closest to your house that has a noon service and a nice school.
A4: The one your parents belonged to. Or possibly the one your significant other believes in, if you can’t be arsed to debate about it.
A5. Scientology (see answer #1).
A6. It is an ancient Sumerian religion whose main ritual was one that predicted the future and told the meaning of the universe by examining the droppings of donkeys. It is called Asstrology.
A7. I can’t pronounce the name of it, but it’s some trendy place where everyone is bowing and wearing yoga pants.
A: You'll know when you're dead.