My indisputable (completely original) argument for chimppig
according to Clown's Paradox, the chimppig of all chimppigs which do not contain themselves, that is, the chimppig of all contingent things which do not have the reason for their existence within themselves, either contains itself, in which case it contradicts its own definition and is therefore not the ‘chimppig of all chimppigs which do not contain themselves,’ or it does not contain itself and is thereby not the chimppig of all chimppigs and must exist within a higher chimppig that either does or does not contain itself.
is this chain of chimppigs infinite, or does it end in a chimppig of all chimppigs which both contains itself and does not simultaneously? that is, something with an essence that involves a circular paradox? what could that thing be, is it abstract in its nature, or concrete?
It is neither it is Hyper Real Chimppig and definitely not a this-that wishy washy nonsense of Wallows Chimp-Pig
is this chain of chimppigs infinite, or does it end in a chimppig of all chimppigs which both contains itself and does not simultaneously? that is, something with an essence that involves a circular paradox? what could that thing be, is it abstract in its nature, or concrete?
It is neither it is Hyper Real Chimppig and definitely not a this-that wishy washy nonsense of Wallows Chimp-Pig
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I must consult with @Nils Loc about this assessment. I appropriated and exploited to much joy the concept of chimp pig content from him.
The ontological perfection of chimppig
- the 6 arguments for chimppig
- the rekindling of classical naturalism/natural philosophy
-the metaphysical application of chimppig in solving the 3 dystopias
- the transcendental aesthetic of chimppig
- the cognitive metaphor and new historicity of human anthropology and evolutionary psychology
- the unified field of life meaning that is chimppig...
to show how you broke the postmodern logos into memetic dualism
The Good, The True & The Beautiful
I accept the pluralism of chimppig it is you who wants to divide the community.
That seems a little too kind, those who destroy the delicate balance of chimppig... it is generous not to deny their humanity... we can only insist they know not what they do.
This is exactly why we cannot allow the maddening crowd to designate and dismiss legitimate and most likely right biological evolutionary theory we should teach axiomatically in schools. Man is something to be overcome and we must arrive at our ubermensche uniting our golden past with our glorious future and return to our irrefutable and irrepressible essence.
The Chimppig... we must stop Wallows at all costs comrade for he knows not what he does in only trying to embrace the pig.... There is no chimppig without the chimp and the pig.
Just wallows...
The first of the 6 undisputed arguments for ChimpPig ontological argument
It is a conceptual truth (or, so to speak, true by definition) that ChimpPig is a being than which none greater can be imagined (that is, the greatest possible being that can be imagined).
ChimpPig exists as an idea in the mind.
A being that exists as an idea in the mind and in reality is, other things being equal, greater than a being that exists only as an idea in the mind.
Thus, if ChimpPig exists only as an idea in the mind, then we can imagine something that is greater than ChimpPig (that is, the greatest possible being that does exist).
But we cannot imagine something that is greater than ChimpPig (for it is a contradiction to suppose that we can imagine a being greater than the greatest possible being that can be imagined.)
Therefore, Chimppig exists..
Yes, interesting... More chimp-pig content please.
You killed chimp-pig by insisting like a fascist we do 'the right thing' and move forum...
Yes, tell us more.
Has anyone ever told you, you are a fun person Wallows?
Yes, as a general surgeon I try and ease everyone's pain. My hardest philosophical operation was on chimp-pig.
Oh jesus christ LMAO...
That was a great deflection of that deadpan set up.
The little thumbnail and everything... this is how I know I am a chimp and you are a pig...
But you have extended the uncertainty and skepticism of Marx & Freud in the targeted program against memes...
You are a monster, hyphenating that which was metaphysically perfect as a whole, not a conjoined abstraction.
You were saying about Chimp Pig again?
It would be better if you were never born. ChimpPig is what I was talking about, humanities true ancestor.
I strongly concur. Chimp-pig gave me some meaning in life after I attained my residency.
Quoting thedeadidea
Yes... Chimp-Pig is a fascinating case study. Your ontological argument for chimp-pig, is quite impressive.
Really? I admit it is genius.
But it hardly of fitting of the genius I am.
It is a taster an off the cuff sampling of ChimpPig
For instance, the irrepressible Truth of Lacan's The Chimppig Thing
That is my second argument... It is just too good.
Lacan, hmm. Interesting.
Sure is.
Tell me more.
Have you ever heard of Adrian Johnston?
He on the one hand wrote one of the most lucid 'in English you can read' accounts of Transcendetal Materialsm... called speculative adventures on transcendental materialism. I think the book is an interesting read, and a reasonable version of that Hegelian vein in the 21st century that in some way could be useful.... Did not think that was possible until I read that book.
On the other he hand he wrote Irrepressible Truth : On Lacan's 'The Freudian Thing' this is a bible of Chimp-Pig from the first page to the last page it is Chimp-Pig porn.... By far the worst book I have ever read on philosophy in my lifetime but the perfect place to draw from for a Dao -Te-ChimpPig, an ontology of ChimpPig.
Nope; but, now I have.
Quoting thedeadidea
That always sounded like an oxymoron in my mind, haha.
How about this argument... that ChimpPig appropiately dehumanizes people from having some kind of anthropocentric value....
Example
Explain to me how you can seperate chimppig...
One must be a wallowing root sniffing greedy swine and an angry infantile, industrious, social shit flinging chimp...
Oh, yes. That is the chimp-pig manifest. It also goes about the name of agent orange/orangutan/Cheeto...
Accepting the irrepressible irrefutable truth of the Chimppigness of humanity is how you avoid that abomination/abortion of a human being having a presidency.
Chimp-pig content generator...
God gave us all a calling.
Hey, you stole my gimmick. "I'm the doctor"™, is [I]my[/I] catchphrase.
Bloody pig-chimp.
Continuing the memetic argument for Chimppig as a necessary intellectual artifact so that Man does not like the smell of his own farts to bottle as fragrance... ChimpPig is necessary for the survival of our species.. by everyone accepting chimppig we give redemption...
Yes, PigChimp or ChimpPig is a relic of our past. How does one address it is a conundrum?
Chimp-Pig
I have yet to come to the point where I hate myself that much.
Or GimpPich. ChipGimp? PimpGich.
Yes. ChimpPig begets PigChimp. It never ends.
I find the notion of ChimpPig profoundly unsettling, though I will try to approach it (the 'germ' of ChimpPig) with what love I can muster.
Since there is no meaning except where it is forced by the inviolence of being here rather than there, by a perception of chimpery in piggery, per the dictates of viewing by ex homo cerebrum, it comes to the denial of pork as homo that will save us from having to abstain from seeing bacon as ourselves, a kind of soylent green porcine-homo. Homo labors to consume pork alone, for it is in the tasting of ourselves as its own denial in total ignorance, that sustains homo's creative, innovative depravity. The naivety of being a cannibal is what enables being as being itself a being in beingness. We must deny our own forlorn incarceration as bacon to wake up to taste the bacon in bliss.
At once we cannot deny the pig in man, but by knowing the fateful historicity of chimp on pig, all will be lost in a utter foundness. It is as momentous as the death of God, and will recause the attitudes of dispair so typical of all centuries. The influx of nausea in the perception of homo as pig will be existentially intolerable. It is the invariable cause of the opiate and Netflix epidemic. To see our inner pig as oursleves is to wish to unbee in anesthete and teevee.
Yes, you understand the ChimpPig.