On Wallowing

Shawn April 01, 2019 at 02:21 4325 views 18 comments

You can wallow as much as you want. You can do it to excess and not suffer any negative consequences. Wallowing is fun and healthy to the soul. You lay down in prostration and realize all the good things and bad things you've done, and a cosmic deity looks down in approval.

Who wants to wallow with me?

Comments (18)

Nils Loc April 01, 2019 at 03:02 #271378 0 likes

You maybe lonely, Wallows.

Do you have enough strength to climb a wall? Imagine yourself in one of those silly climbing gyms, with faux rock wall, little ledges to hold on to, a professional safety rig. We'll race to the top but I'll hold back. I don't race but I can pretend to.

Then we'll go out and get you one of those real classy sex massage therapists, to wallow with you in a nice clean bed, to strum on the knot of being who you are. Unless that is grotesque. Then no.

Every act might be empty of a fullness of normality, but oh well. Staring at the curtains is as fulfilling as reading threads at this point.

Shawn April 01, 2019 at 03:32 #271387 0 likes

Quoting Nils Loc

Then we'll go out and get you one of those real classy sex massage therapists, to wallow with you in a nice clean bed, to strum on the knot of being who you are. Unless that is grotesque. Then no.

Phew you scared me there compadre. Last I need is someone telling this child born from one of those Kubrick movies to go through something as terrible as that.

Cheers though, how's your sex life going? Mine is well you know by now ...

Shawn April 01, 2019 at 03:37 #271389 0 likes

They say that after thirty if you haven't done it you turn into a wizard. Two more years for me to be able to say, "You shall not pass!"

Nils Loc April 01, 2019 at 04:22 #271395 0 likes

Quoting Wallows

Cheers though, how's your sex life going? Mine is well you know by now ...

None existent, unless simulacra counts.

Everybody is wallowing in something. The trick is to be in some kind of flow where you're relieved of being aware of it. A different kind of sleep.

Shawn April 01, 2019 at 20:34 #271566 0 likes

Wallow wallow

S April 03, 2019 at 01:15 #272038 0 likes

Wallow, wallow. Spit or swallow?

S April 03, 2019 at 01:16 #272039 0 likes

@S@Wallows :snicker:

Shawn April 03, 2019 at 01:19 #272040 0 likes

Reply to S

Nu. Nu. Bad S ...

Shawn April 09, 2019 at 21:58 #274849 0 likes

Wallowing ensues.

frank April 09, 2019 at 23:56 #274874 0 likes

Reply to Wallows 2019 is the Chinese year of the pig.

Shawn April 10, 2019 at 00:04 #274875 0 likes

Reply to frank

China is an awesome place. If I ever get out of poverty it's pretty high on my bucket list of places to visit or dare I say live there.

I make spare change dealing on Alibaba for synthesizing stuff there and making a sum on selling it in the States. Absolutely every person you deal with on Alibaba are nice and pleasing people. My views of the Chinese is based on Alibaba, so I might be confused or biased.

Shawn July 15, 2019 at 04:07 #306953 0 likes

Bump

Michael July 15, 2019 at 14:56 #307096 0 likes

Quoting Wallows

China is an awesome place.

My sister's moving there in August.

And one brother's in Australia with another travelling the world on a cruise ship.

I'm feeling wallowsome.

Baden July 15, 2019 at 16:03 #307110 0 likes

Quoting Wallows

Bump

Please don't do that.

Shawn July 15, 2019 at 21:03 #307165 0 likes

Quoting Baden

Please don't do that.

:fear:

Shawn July 15, 2019 at 21:03 #307166 0 likes

Quoting Michael

I'm feeling wallowsome.

I feel you.

Baden July 15, 2019 at 21:06 #307170 0 likes

Reply to Wallows

"(No bumps allowed. If you want to attract replies, think of a better way)."

https://thephilosophyforum.com/discussion/480/site-guidelines/p1

Coincidentally, that was @Michael's addendum to the rules--if memory serves.

Shawn July 15, 2019 at 21:07 #307171 0 likes

Reply to Baden

Got it. I thought it could have been looked over given that this is the Lounge. But, now I know!