Where Do Philosophers and Trolls go on Saturday Night?

It seems like almost no posting happens on Saturday night. What are the great thinkers doing? :

Doing laundry because normal people do not do laundry on Saturday night so the laundromat is quiet?

Watching trashy movies on Netflix because nobody will miss their insights on Saturday night?

Trolling the streets, parks, bars, bookstores, libraries, lecture halls... for sex? Hows tricks?

Reading Schopenhauer and listening to antinatalist metal bands?

Attending the opera?

Drinking themselves under a table at a dive bar?

Losing chess games to their computer?

Spending a quiet evening surfing porn?

Working a second shift at McDonalds?

Attending traumatized feminist men support meetings?

Just whistling Dixie?