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Word game

Wheatley March 22, 2018 at 02:16 8975 views 94 comments
The game is simple. Fill in the sentence(s) and start your own incomplete sentence(s) so someone else can fill them in. Extra points for humor and creativity. I'll start:
I think this game is ___and I will ___.

Comments (94)

Deleted User March 22, 2018 at 02:25 #165142
Like this?

I think this game is weird and I will participate.

Ladybugs are __ and like to eat ___.
Wheatley March 22, 2018 at 02:30 #165143
Quoting Lone Wolf
Like this?
:up:

Wheatley March 22, 2018 at 02:52 #165147
Ladybugs are actually beetles and like to eat aphids.

If I had to spend the rest of my life on an island with the company of only two people they would be ____ and ____.
Deleted User March 22, 2018 at 02:58 #165149
If I had to spend the rest of my life on an island with only two people they would be crazy and sick of me. :joke:

Giant squids ___ in order to ____.
Wheatley March 22, 2018 at 03:29 #165152
Giant squids tentacles are dipped in Tartar sauce in order to become flavorful.

Are you ___ because you sure do have a lot to say about___.

René Descartes March 22, 2018 at 05:09 #165160
[Delete] @Baden
CasKev March 22, 2018 at 15:27 #165351
I like Donald Trump because he is my favourite debunker, as he always identifies Fake News.

An ex-wife is like a ____________ for _____________.
René Descartes March 22, 2018 at 17:31 #165398
[Delete] @Baden
Wheatley March 22, 2018 at 17:39 #165400
As a young child I always enjoyed doing math due to my high IQ.

According to Jacque Derrida ____ in so far as ____.
Wheatley March 22, 2018 at 17:52 #165404
Once upon a time people thought Mr Phil O'Sophy was the coolest name.Then they heard of Purple Pond. The end.

Roses are red violets are blue. ___.
Wheatley March 22, 2018 at 18:05 #165411
Why would you start a flame war? All just because I mentioned your name!

This is what happens when ___. Everything turns to ___.
Deleted User March 22, 2018 at 18:10 #165414
This is what happens when @Agustino talks. Everything turns to oatmeal.

Infinity is ____, yet ladybugs ___.
Deleted User March 22, 2018 at 18:26 #165429
Remember that time when dodo birds existed, and then @Mr Phil O'Sophy did backflips.
Harikrishna nair March 22, 2018 at 18:37 #165435
You _________ the game. You _______ it again.
Deleted User March 22, 2018 at 19:24 #165466
Reply to Mr Phil O'Sophy Oops, sorry! :cry:
Deleted User March 22, 2018 at 19:30 #165468
Lone Wolf seems to have an obsession with ladybugs because she has to deal with them in her hair all the time. So she should probably just go bald.

To ___ or not to ___?
Deleted User March 22, 2018 at 19:37 #165472
Why would you discuss ladybugs especially when they are evil!

Yersinia enterocolitica proves _____ when ______!
Harikrishna nair March 22, 2018 at 20:26 #165481
No i will not join right now because there are words mr. Phil doesn't know when he sees them!
Lone wolf has __________ . Mr. Phil's _________ . I might be________ but _______
Deleted User March 22, 2018 at 20:48 #165497
Lone Wolf has a nose. Mr. Phil’s puppy. I might be weird, but who cares.

The world is __ and ____.
Wheatley March 22, 2018 at 21:03 #165500
The world is filled with evil and therefore should be abolished.

My favorite color is ___. If I were a dictator everyone would wear ___ colored shirts.
Pierre-Normand March 22, 2018 at 21:08 #165501
Quoting Purple Pond
Once upon a time people thought Mr Phil O'Sophy was the coolest name.Then they heard of Purple Pond. The end.


I like your narrative style. It reminds me of this.
Pierre-Normand March 22, 2018 at 21:13 #165503
Quoting Purple Pond
My favorite color is orange. If I were a dictator everyone would wear Donald Trump colored shirts.


Not everything that can be counted ______, and not everything that counts can be ______.

Noble Dust March 22, 2018 at 21:27 #165504
Reply to Pierre-Normand

Not everything that can be counted is worth having a clever maxim made in it’s honor, and not everything that counts can be turned into a clever maxim.

This would work better as like an exquisite corpse type thing in the form of a philosophical treatise.
Noble Dust March 22, 2018 at 21:36 #165506
Reply to Pierre-Normand

Oh right:

______ always makes me think of that time I accidentally ______, causing a an unexpected chain of events, culminating in ______.
Deleted User March 22, 2018 at 21:46 #165507
A ladybug always makes me think of the time I accidentally swallowed one, causing an unexpected chain of events, culminating in a numb tongue and stomach ache. :yikes:

The purpose of life is to ___, therefore I am___.
Wheatley March 22, 2018 at 21:53 #165510
The purpose of life is to outlaw the word "ladybug", therefore I am done with ladybug memes.

Hi, my name is _____, and I come from _____, to sell you ____.
Deleted User March 22, 2018 at 22:08 #165520
Quoting Purple Pond
The purpose of life is to outlaw the word "ladybug", therefore I am done with ladybug memes.


:cry: Nooo.

Hi, my name is Lone Wolf, and I come from the forest, to sell you blueberries. :eyes:

Caffiene does ___ to my behavior.
Wheatley March 22, 2018 at 22:14 #165523
Caffeine does wonders to my behavior.

Laziness is a ___ in fact ___.
Wheatley March 22, 2018 at 23:34 #165569
Knock Knock Knocking on heaven's door, answer or i'll use drugs to get to you.

Life is like a box of ____ everything is so _____.
Deleted User March 22, 2018 at 23:37 #165577
Life is like a box of Kleenex, everything is so absurd.

Procrastinating is ___ because nothing__.
Wheatley March 23, 2018 at 00:21 #165626
What did you do to me? Who are you? Why me?

Confucius say...______.
Caldwell March 23, 2018 at 02:01 #165647
Confucius says be calm in the face of spider on the bathroom wall.

Whenever I feel ______ I want to touch ________.
Sir2u March 23, 2018 at 03:04 #165656
Whenever I feel an itch I want to touch it.

Who is that _________, I would __________
René Descartes March 23, 2018 at 04:39 #165664
[Delete] @Baden
Harikrishna nair March 23, 2018 at 05:03 #165667
If at first you hate ladybugs, try, try and remember the good ol' lone wolf.
What if ________?,why not________!
René Descartes March 23, 2018 at 05:17 #165670
[Delete] @Baden
René Descartes March 23, 2018 at 08:57 #165694
[Delete] @Baden
René Descartes March 23, 2018 at 09:40 #165706
[Delete] @Baden
Agustino March 23, 2018 at 09:54 #165710
Quoting René Descartes
Why do I even bother ____, when every time the same thing happens:____.

Why do I even bother with you, when every time the same thing happens: you never listen.

I got mad, so I took out ___________ and had ___________.
CuddlyHedgehog March 23, 2018 at 14:50 #165789
Does anyone else think this game is a lot like cards against humanity?
CuddlyHedgehog March 23, 2018 at 14:54 #165791
User image
Deleted User March 23, 2018 at 18:26 #165954
Reply to Mr Phil O'Sophy
My mother said I'm not allowed to be weird.

Knowing ____, she ______.
Agustino March 23, 2018 at 18:52 #165963
Quoting Lone Wolf
Knowing ____, she ______.

Knowing I'm a weird hamster, she said to stop being a weird hamster :Ö: !!!
Agustino March 23, 2018 at 18:52 #165964
The truth is ________ , and so I ___________.
Harikrishna nair March 23, 2018 at 19:17 #165979
The truth is tha game had to be progressed, so i made the next post.
When_________ is closed,_________gets opened.
charleton March 23, 2018 at 20:17 #165991
Quoting Harikrishna nair
The truth is tha game had to be progressed, so i made the next post.
.

When the Internet is closed, your mind gets opened.
To the . ......... , and far reaching .........
Deleted User March 23, 2018 at 21:50 #166000
To the end, and far reaching universe.
Frogs __, hence ___.
Agustino March 23, 2018 at 22:57 #166011
Quoting Lone Wolf
Frogs __, hence ___.

Frogs are cute, hence hamsters ride on them.

Hamster likes ___________ therefore ____________ .
Deleted User March 23, 2018 at 23:21 #166018
Reply to Agustino
Hamster likes to eat, therefore he must cook.

Hamsters taste like ____.
CuddlyHedgehog March 24, 2018 at 00:04 #166035
Quoting Lone Wolf
Hamsters taste like ____.


Hamsters taste like armadillos on nuclear diet.

Hamsters can _____ all the way off.
Deleted User March 24, 2018 at 00:18 #166037
Hamsters can rollerskate all the way off.

French people can __ for miles.
CuddlyHedgehog March 24, 2018 at 00:51 #166042
Reply to Lone Wolf French people can irritate the driver for miles.

Australians eat ____ on the ____.
René Descartes March 24, 2018 at 01:04 #166046
[Delete] @Baden
CuddlyHedgehog March 24, 2018 at 01:13 #166051
Reply to René Descartes I have a dream, that one day I will start a global Communist revolution for the emancipation of the proletariat class which will lead to a more equal society, but will result in the death of the bourgeois .

Boredom is ________.
unenlightened March 24, 2018 at 11:55 #166137
Reply to CuddlyHedgehog Boredom is the source of entertainment.

The psychology of philosophers tends to be ______. whereas the philosophy of psychologists is usually______.
Agustino March 24, 2018 at 12:04 #166140
Quoting unenlightened
The psychology of philosophers tends to be ______. whereas the philosophy of psychologists is usually______.

The psychology of philosophers tends to be true. Whereas the philosophy of psychologists is usually wrong. :naughty:

Fixing the shower yesterday went ___________, and I ________________. :P
unenlightened March 24, 2018 at 12:27 #166151
Reply to Agustino Fixing the shower yesterday went rather slowly, because I had to replace the whole unit with a different model and adjust all the plumbing and wiring connections, and I am now extremely clean, and not dead at all, thanks for asking. :P

In Jungian terms, the world appears to be currently in the grip of the archetype of______; this will inevitably lead to ______.
CuddlyHedgehog March 24, 2018 at 12:41 #166154
In Jungian terms, the world appears to be currently in the grip of the archetype of the devil; this will inevitably lead to disaster.

If pigs could________, the world ________.

unenlightened March 24, 2018 at 13:25 #166161
Reply to CuddlyHedgehog

If pigs could mate with frogs, the world would be full of muppets.

Yesterday's _____ is tomorrow's_____.
CuddlyHedgehog March 24, 2018 at 13:34 #166163
Reply to unenlightened Yesterday's muppet is tomorrow's genius.

What if I told you ______? Would you_______?
Deleted User March 24, 2018 at 13:40 #166165
What if I told you hamsters could fly? Would you scream?
I would rather ____ instead of ______.
Wheatley March 24, 2018 at 15:13 #166183
I would rather go back in time and stop my former self creating this thread instead of having to spend a ridiculous amount of time thinking of a good response.

China is _____ than the USA because______.
Deleted User March 24, 2018 at 16:07 #166195
China is cuter than the USA because I said so.
When I was little I ____, therefore now I am ___.
René Descartes March 24, 2018 at 20:49 #166283
[Delete] @Baden
Count Radetzky von Radetz March 24, 2018 at 20:59 #166285
What is the purpose of philosophy? Why do we exist? All these questions have remained unanswered until now. The answers are reading Hegel.

__________ won the ________ War of ___________.

Reply to René Descartes
Sir2u March 25, 2018 at 01:15 #166313
The Greeks won the Great Tomato War of 1386.

It makes _________ to be ______________
Wheatley March 25, 2018 at 03:24 #166338
It makes no sense to be upset over spoiled milk.

There's no _______ in a _________.
René Descartes March 25, 2018 at 07:12 #166363
[Delete] @Baden
Harikrishna nair March 25, 2018 at 18:12 #166478
My grandparents always told me the great story of when the frog and the hamster had a debate. Then they asked me who i thought was more intelligent. I always remember answering ladybug!!
It's just that________. Why don't___________?
Sir2u March 26, 2018 at 00:59 #166561
It's just that you should not let a hamster debate with a frog. Why don't you try a toad with a rat?

Is there a _____________ in the forum. We need one to ________________.
Deleted User March 26, 2018 at 02:00 #166565
Is there an @Agustino in the forum. We need one to poke.

What if all ___ ran ___?
Caldwell March 26, 2018 at 04:10 #166575
What if all underwear ran extra large?

How do you _______ after you _____ ?
René Descartes March 26, 2018 at 10:08 #166613
[Delete] @Baden
unenlightened March 26, 2018 at 13:42 #166640
Reply to René Descartes An Englishman and a Scotsman and an Irishman go to a new continent. Each of them takes one thing each. The Englishman takes a gun, the Scotsman a knife and the Irishman a potato. The Irishman asks the Englishman "Why did you take gun?" To which the Englishman replies "to hunt for meat." The Irishman proceeds to ask the Scotsman why he took a knife, to which the Scotsman answers "to butcher the meat, of course." The Scotsman then asks the Irishman: "Why on Earth, laddie, would you take a potato?" The Irishman has a smile on his face and says ”What's a steak without chips?.” The End. Hahahaha.

Paradoxically, the real _____ is _____.
Agustino March 26, 2018 at 14:24 #166645
Quoting unenlightened
Paradoxically, the real _____ is _____.

Paradoxically, the real pee pee tape is in America :lol:

I think Stormy Daniels will ____________ to Donald Trump, and so ______________.
Janus March 27, 2018 at 01:03 #166745
Quoting Lone Wolf
Is there an Agustino in the forum. We need one to poke.

What if all ___ ran ___?


What if all humanity ran after Agustino?

Oh, sorry, I broke the sequence.

I think Stormy Daniels will bow to Donald Trump, and so show her naked intentions.

I'd like____take_____the park_______love_____the moonlight.
Wheatley March 31, 2018 at 07:05 #168212
I'd like to take my girl to the park and make love in the moonlight.

I really don't give a ____ about other people and that's why I have no ____.
Deleted User April 03, 2018 at 12:50 #169140
I really don't give a lemon about other people and that's why I have no lemonade.

Life is a ___, so we __.
CuddlyHedgehog April 03, 2018 at 13:46 #169146
Life is a bitch, so we screw it.

Your____ gives me the _____.
charleton April 03, 2018 at 14:26 #169155
Quoting CuddlyHedgehog
Your____ gives me the _____.


Your opinion gives me the jip.

More clearly express your _____, and you shall then ______
CuddlyHedgehog April 03, 2018 at 14:35 #169160
Reply to charleton More clearly express your opinion, and you shall then be condemned to the Gallows.

Never try to teach a _____ to ______.
Wheatley April 03, 2018 at 21:03 #169252
Never try to teach a @CuddlyHedgehog to hug.

Elephants will learn to jump rope before ________.
charleton April 03, 2018 at 21:29 #169263
Quoting Purple Pond
Elephants will learn to jump rope before ________.


Elephants will learn to jump rope before Augustino responds to a challenging question about Theodicy.

Never give a ________, a(n) ______ crack of the _____
Janus April 03, 2018 at 21:39 #169266
Quoting charleton
Never give a ________, a(n) ______ crack of the _____


Never give a wanker a chance not to dance to the crack of the whip.

I am_________of your___________
charleton April 03, 2018 at 21:41 #169270
Quoting Janus
I am_________of your___________


I am the father's brother of your mother's father's son. Who am I?

If you are _______, right now, think of how ______ I am!
CuddlyHedgehog April 03, 2018 at 22:12 #169290
If you are horny, right now, think of how thorny I am!

No point in _________ you. You will always be ________.
Caldwell April 06, 2018 at 02:26 #169824
No point in straightening you. You will always be crooked.


Some ________ are round, and some ______ are _________.
Pacem April 07, 2018 at 22:14 #170229
Some thoughts are round and some thoughts are angled. :))

If you_________, then you must ___________.
Deleted User April 15, 2018 at 18:07 #172206
If you cry, then you must blow your nose.
The morning is _____, but also the night.
javra April 15, 2018 at 19:19 #172225
The morning is not the only transient timespan when utterly new and always different events unfold despite it being the same exact re-occurrence for all of humanity’s history, but also the night.

(truth in advertising: this one's taken from a Doors song)

You know the day __________ the night; night _________ the day.
Deleted User April 22, 2018 at 04:20 #173273
You know the day illuminates the night; night becomes the day.
I am so ___, yet I must continue ______.
Deleted User April 22, 2018 at 04:57 #173277
When I work too late, I'm going to be tired in the morning.

Writing gives ____ to the soul.
Deleted User April 24, 2018 at 12:37 #173675
A watermelon to a bowl. :yum:
Being alone is like___ .
Codger April 24, 2018 at 14:37 #173687
Being alone is like having a license to kill.

For every day I _____, I must ______.