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The Twelve Lessons
Lesson number 1: I am your Leader.
Lesson number 2: You will address me as your Leader.
Lesson number 3: I am brilliant.
Lesson number 4: I am wise.
Lesson number 5: I am always right.
Lesson number 6: You pale in comparison to me in every respect.
Lesson number 7: Your views don't matter.
Lesson number 8: Your life doesn't matter.
Lesson number 9: I own you.
Lesson number 10: You will not think for yourself without my permission.
Lesson number 11: You will never question my authority.
Lesson number 12: You will abide by these teachings at all times, and you will affirm that you have read, understood, and committed yourself to abiding by these teachings at all times.
Your Leader,
Sapientia
The Twelve Lessons
Lesson number 1: I am your Leader.
Lesson number 2: You will address me as your Leader.
Lesson number 3: I am brilliant.
Lesson number 4: I am wise.
Lesson number 5: I am always right.
Lesson number 6: You pale in comparison to me in every respect.
Lesson number 7: Your views don't matter.
Lesson number 8: Your life doesn't matter.
Lesson number 9: I own you.
Lesson number 10: You will not think for yourself without my permission.
Lesson number 11: You will never question my authority.
Lesson number 12: You will abide by these teachings at all times, and you will affirm that you have read, understood, and committed yourself to abiding by these teachings at all times.
Your Leader,
Sapientia
Comments (38)
Be sure to add a "fuck you very much" box.
Meanwhile, back at the sweatshop where the moderators and administrators toil in ignominious degradation, unappreciated and unrewarded, people are decompensating and going off the deep end.
With regards to your erroneous views about a perceived failure and the necessity of a check box and other such boxes, see lesson number 7.
You did not obtain my permission before thinking for yourself. See lesson number 10.
You will agree with what I have just said.
I didn't know you before this thread, but I have to say, you've left a very good first impression on me, my leader.
This follower has set a good example. The rest of you will take heed and fall in line. Dissent will not be tolerated.
'K boss.
:D (Y)
You have forgotten the unlucky lesson number 13: Leader has small dick which creates inferiority complex leading to grandiose fantasies of power and superiority.
The lesson here, oh unlucky one, is that all the other lessons may safely be ignored, because leader's bark issues from a toothless maw.
@YourLeaderSapientia instructed you to say only positive things about him. That is not positive. This is your final warning.
OK, I'm positive YourLeaderSapientia has a small dick.
That does not meet the criteria. This is your final warning.
I'm rather tanned, actually.
Does not meet criteria. Final warning.
It's "sic em."
No it's not. See lesson 5.
Your trial / execution has been scheduled for dawn tomorrow. It will be fair and balanced. Please bring your confession.
In ancient Greece, the birthplace of philosophy, a small penis was seen as better than a large penis. @Janus was being positive.
Edit: Also, I'm going to ban you for being a sockpuppet.
A responsible owner will cover medical expenses. FYI, think I’m starting to feel a tooth ache.
I guess "sick him" is an alternative spelling used by high falutin leaders and such, i.e. by my betters.
No, it is you that is sick...you need help, and not in the way you think.
Yes, that could well be true; which means YourLeaderSapienta has not acquired control even over himself; he is a helpless victim of modern body image ideals. ( Perhaps he watches too much porn). If he could only accept his small dick and be comfortable in his own skin, then he would no longer feel the need to imagine that he controls, and is superior to, others. His "regime" is a sad joke, and everyone is laughing about it but him.
The professor said the ancient Greeks thought that a big penis was comic--Wikipedia says 'grotesque'. Of course, this insight is based on damned little recorded gossip by the ancient Greeks which would reveal what they really thought. They did seem to prefer small dicks on sculptures. On the other hand, the Greeks employed phallus sculpture as part of the cult of Hermes in his function as a fertility god. (As opposed to Hermes Psychopomps). The phallus sculptures were sometimes quite large.
There is a reference to a shortage of dildos in Lysistrata -- the war seems to have interrupted the supply. Aristophanes didn't say how large the dildos were. There is also a joke about erections visible through clothing--the sex strike by the women had left the men very horny. Presumably their actual dicks were big enough to be noticeable under a robe. "It's not the heat, it's the tumidity" is the modern version of the joke.
Aaarrrggghhh, no...the wit...