Can I change my name to Changeling?

Reply to The Opposite

Always changing, you are. Agree?

Reply to Noble Dust I agree in principle, and the blame lies with the fairies.

Reply to The Opposite

So far, the god's appear to have said "no". You may be a changeling yourself; one who changes with the tide; and yet, you cannot change into a changeling, according to the obscure will of the gods. I'm reminded of C.S. Lewis's late masterpiece TIll We Have Faces. You rail and rail, and yet...you're faced with the blank will of a force you don't understand. You long to change, and yet, you're simply...The Opposite...

You insult my wife and now you want a favour? How about I change your username to Putin?

I am not at all opposed to opposites; that would be a performative contradiction. Which would be a very suitable name: perco for short.

Reply to jamalrob I'm sorry for doing that. I would add that putin insults all Russian women on a daily basis through his authoritarian regime.

Quoting unenlightened

perco

I will consider that name

Quoting Noble Dust

So far, the god's appear to have said "no". You may be a changeling yourself; one who changes with the tide; and yet, you cannot change into a changeling, according to the obscure will of the gods. I'm reminded of C.S. Lewis's late masterpiece TIll We Have Faces. You rail and rail, and yet...you're faced with the blank will of a force you don't understand. You long to change, and yet, you're simply...The Opposite...

Little help @Baden ?

Reply to The Opposite I don’t think you know what you’re talking about, but thanks for the apology. I shall make it so.

Reply to jamalrob thank you. My thoughts on Russia will only change when it becomes less tsar-ist - ironic for someone with my newfound moniker

Reply to unenlightened Percocets