Common Things by ucarr
Prologue – A loving father wants to delight his son on his birthday. After trials & tribulations, he discovers the best laid plans can still go wrong.
Dale Collins sat straight up in bed, wide-eyed and excited. It was 5am Saturday morning. Normally, he wouldn’t be up until 6am. Today, however, he finally had an answer to the burning question plaguing him for the better part of a month. He knew what the surprise birthday gift for his son Jasper would be.
Entering the kitchen riding a wave of enthusiasm, Dale greeted his wife Collette with an excess of good cheer that made her turn from a pan of grilling bacon to face him.
“What’s got you all excited? You’re up early.”
“I’ve got the answer to the puzzle of Jasper’s surprise birthday gift next Saturday!”
“Honey, he’s nine years old. The Freddy Kreuger outfit should be plenty.”
“No way, Collie. Jasper had the misfortune of being born the day before Halloween. The Freddy Kreuger outfit is his Halloween gift. For his birthday gift, I’m going to give him the same treat I got on my ninth birthday, a trip to the circus! How’s that for synchronicity?!”
“Sounds expensive.”
“Well, I’ve got to have bragging rights at work. You know Chambers will ask for details of what I did for the boy this year.”
“Taught him knots for his Scouts merit badge. Deadline’s coming up you know.”
“How commonplace can you be? Knots can’t compare with exotic wild animals, juggling acts, clown hijinks and feats of daring-do upon the high wire. By the way, I’ll have to cram breakfast and scoot to the box office. This new touring company is packing ‘em in to sold out shows.”
“If you want to be assured of getting there, you’d better make the hardware store your first stop. This morning we got a foot of snow, with more predicted. You know the ploughs don’t always make it up here when we need them.”
“You’re all business, aren’t you? Well, you’re going with us to the circus, come Saturday. Gimme a kiss.”
Dale stood in the kitchen with a sulky face, staring at Collette, his palm resting upon a brand-new snow shovel held upright. “Now I’ve got to go back on my promise to take Jasper to the circus. And just wait ‘til Monday. I’m really going to hear it from Chambers. Where is Jasper?”
“We’re not going to the circus today?”
“I asked you to tell me where he is.”
“He’s in the backyard rolling around in the snow. What happened? Why aren’t we going?”
“You’re so practical, aren’t you! When I got stuck in a snowbank halfway to the box office, I decided to take your advice and detoured to the hardware store. Nightmare! Got the last snow shovel by snatching it before the groping paws of a mouth-breather claimed it. Next stop: long lines stretching all the way to the entrance. Got stuck again in route to the box office. Shouldn’t’ve bothered digging out. Sold out! Why, I’m lucky to be here. The blizzard raging outside has us snowbound. Honey, you’ve wrecked our boy’s great day!”
“There goes my good news.”
“Good news?”
“Believe it or not, Chambers’ wife called. Since he has an emergency board meeting at the Kiwanis Club, he wants you to have his two tickets to the circus. I thought we’d make a quintet with the addition of my two sisters.”
“Well, at least your love for common things has paid off. Here’s your shovel.”
With that, Dale thrust the shovel forward to Collette.
“You know what, Dale? Sometimes you can be very cruel.” She stormed out of the kitchen.
Jasper, excited, ran into the kitchen. “Hey, dad! The ploughs have piled up a mountain of snow on the street and all of the kids are sledding it down! Can I roll it down?”
“Why roll it down when you can sled it down?”
“But, dad! I’ve got no sled!”
“Use the shovel, boy! Turn it round backwards and away you go!”
“Yippie!”
Dale and Collette stood at the living room picture window, looking out on the street scene. Jasper was in the thick of things, screaming, frolicking and sledding it down the mountain.
“Collie? As usual, you were right. All of my problems got started when I woke up full of myself. Forgive me? A tender kiss was her answer.
Dale Collins sat straight up in bed, wide-eyed and excited. It was 5am Saturday morning. Normally, he wouldn’t be up until 6am. Today, however, he finally had an answer to the burning question plaguing him for the better part of a month. He knew what the surprise birthday gift for his son Jasper would be.
Entering the kitchen riding a wave of enthusiasm, Dale greeted his wife Collette with an excess of good cheer that made her turn from a pan of grilling bacon to face him.
“What’s got you all excited? You’re up early.”
“I’ve got the answer to the puzzle of Jasper’s surprise birthday gift next Saturday!”
“Honey, he’s nine years old. The Freddy Kreuger outfit should be plenty.”
“No way, Collie. Jasper had the misfortune of being born the day before Halloween. The Freddy Kreuger outfit is his Halloween gift. For his birthday gift, I’m going to give him the same treat I got on my ninth birthday, a trip to the circus! How’s that for synchronicity?!”
“Sounds expensive.”
“Well, I’ve got to have bragging rights at work. You know Chambers will ask for details of what I did for the boy this year.”
“Taught him knots for his Scouts merit badge. Deadline’s coming up you know.”
“How commonplace can you be? Knots can’t compare with exotic wild animals, juggling acts, clown hijinks and feats of daring-do upon the high wire. By the way, I’ll have to cram breakfast and scoot to the box office. This new touring company is packing ‘em in to sold out shows.”
“If you want to be assured of getting there, you’d better make the hardware store your first stop. This morning we got a foot of snow, with more predicted. You know the ploughs don’t always make it up here when we need them.”
“You’re all business, aren’t you? Well, you’re going with us to the circus, come Saturday. Gimme a kiss.”
Dale stood in the kitchen with a sulky face, staring at Collette, his palm resting upon a brand-new snow shovel held upright. “Now I’ve got to go back on my promise to take Jasper to the circus. And just wait ‘til Monday. I’m really going to hear it from Chambers. Where is Jasper?”
“We’re not going to the circus today?”
“I asked you to tell me where he is.”
“He’s in the backyard rolling around in the snow. What happened? Why aren’t we going?”
“You’re so practical, aren’t you! When I got stuck in a snowbank halfway to the box office, I decided to take your advice and detoured to the hardware store. Nightmare! Got the last snow shovel by snatching it before the groping paws of a mouth-breather claimed it. Next stop: long lines stretching all the way to the entrance. Got stuck again in route to the box office. Shouldn’t’ve bothered digging out. Sold out! Why, I’m lucky to be here. The blizzard raging outside has us snowbound. Honey, you’ve wrecked our boy’s great day!”
“There goes my good news.”
“Good news?”
“Believe it or not, Chambers’ wife called. Since he has an emergency board meeting at the Kiwanis Club, he wants you to have his two tickets to the circus. I thought we’d make a quintet with the addition of my two sisters.”
“Well, at least your love for common things has paid off. Here’s your shovel.”
With that, Dale thrust the shovel forward to Collette.
“You know what, Dale? Sometimes you can be very cruel.” She stormed out of the kitchen.
Jasper, excited, ran into the kitchen. “Hey, dad! The ploughs have piled up a mountain of snow on the street and all of the kids are sledding it down! Can I roll it down?”
“Why roll it down when you can sled it down?”
“But, dad! I’ve got no sled!”
“Use the shovel, boy! Turn it round backwards and away you go!”
“Yippie!”
Dale and Collette stood at the living room picture window, looking out on the street scene. Jasper was in the thick of things, screaming, frolicking and sledding it down the mountain.
“Collie? As usual, you were right. All of my problems got started when I woke up full of myself. Forgive me? A tender kiss was her answer.
Comments (15)
Hey, surprisingly sweet. I liked your metaphor: riding a wave of enthusiasm, can really picture it. The dialogue as well was a success.
Also, this bit reminds me heavily of the prose of Philip K. Dick, one of my favorite authors. Just another quick note, as I feel I'm not great at giving feedback on the stories here.
This is the kind of constructive feedback any author or reader I imagine is glad to hear and learn from.
It's funny but some stories have immediately given me a B&W vibe. 'A Cross for Maria' is stuck in my head forever; the only splash of colour being the urine. A Godly/ungodly Gold spray :pray:
Quoting Noble Dust
Philip K. Dick is a relatively new find for me. I've listened to a few from Librivox.
'Piper in the Woods' I love over and over.
Your comments are fab for the feedback flow.
I reckon we're all having fun with this...in every shape and form imaginable :smile:
Comments can be a juicy jumpstart. I've still to read this 1 out of 5 left...
Later...
Quoting Baden
Is this a child at Christmas ?
Quoting Baden
No. An adult with an important 'Eureka' moment. He rides the wave to his wife, Collette in the kitchen.
Quoting Baden
So, the inspired flash after pondering the question for a month is the synchronicity - or the fact that the gift will be the same as the flash-back to his youth ?
Either way, is this a 'synchrony' ?
Yay, let's plan to be synchronous tomorrow...oh, that's not right either. Words, eh :roll:
Synchrony, I think, is about 'meaningful coincidences'. I say 'think' but I looked it up.
It's one meaning anyway...same as 'synchronicity': the simultaneous occurrence of events which appear significantly related but have no discernible causal connection.
Not a 'common thing' - or event.
So, not happening here; perfectly plain. So there.
The circus trip is planned. The Dad is dreaming of times past...the good old days.
Collette, more down-to-earth:
Quoting Baden
Dale - now seems more stressed about work; how he can impress the boss.
When Collette suggests the Scouts merit badge, he dismisses this with a put-down:
Quoting Baden
God, how boring, ordinary and unremarkable is she :roll:
Is he looking for adventure...the high life of spills and thrills. Escapism.
But even escape artists need a plan. The tickets to buy...
His wife brings him down. Back to reality:
Quoting Baden
And he isn't ? There's a difference between the practical business of a wife/mother and that of the professionally occupied husband/father. Which is given more value or prestige ?
Quoting Baden
No tickets to the exotic...just a common, practical shovel. And the work worry, pretty common.
Quoting Baden
Again with the 'common thing'. The angry tone along with the pejorative.
Contempt for the common-sense, some might call 'practical wisdom'.
This is beginning to remind me of an old B&W film with a message.
Blizzards - lucky to be here - snowbound - stressed man worried about business -
Is this the uncommon synchrony...the meant-to-be moment with the moral in a bottle.
His boss, now his saviour.
Quoting Baden
Quoting Baden
The 'love' here is not for 'common things' such as a shovel.
Rather the mental tools and skills needed for care.
To be aware of incoming bad weather and to prepare.
Dale is still not impressed or enlightened. Until...
Quoting Baden
Yes. The common things can transform to the memorable.
The mountainous, momentous, magical memory moving the...
Getting carried away now.
Suffice to say, it's like that miracle at Christmas, innit ?
Quoting Baden
That traditional feel-good film.
'It's A Wonderful Life'
The common people coming together to contribute to save George and the communal bank.
A bank ? Not of snow...but then again, money can melt away...
Quoting The Atlantic: The Morality of Banking
Products.
'Common Things'.
A simple look at what is important in life. What does it take to see ?
A simple message in a sentimental short story ?
Well done, author !!
Thought-provoking so I'll forgive the mushy movie end :hearts:
Don't quite understand why Dale's detour for the shovel gives him cause to say this. Doesn't he need the snow shovel to get to the box office. Seemingly the blizzard wrecked Dale's day, not the suggestion that he buy a snow shovel. But his frustration has become my frustration with this mean comment to his wife. A set up for a resolution, as the shovel serves as sleigh, and Dale can apologize.
Nice vignette.
Am somewhat curious about a circus going on in some indoor venue during winter snow storm, assuming they are going on the same day they bought the tickets. Where do the animals reside between shows? A big circus would seemingly tour during the warmer months.
I had a Freddy Kruger phase. Remember my mom sitting in the yard waiting to greet me as I came home from school with the coolest gift ever: Freddie's glove with plastic blades.
:up:
Quoting Amity
He's not for everyone, but I'm a big fan. I think the best intro novel is The Man In the High Castle. If you enjoy that, you can graduate to Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? And if you're still on board after that, you could try UBIK, which is possibly the most perfectly constructed sci-fi novel I've ever read. But it's also one of the most bizarre.
Still awake - but going to :yawn: soon.
I remember this from a course decades ago. It was compulsory and I don't think I was in the right frame of mind. Thanks for the tips - will follow through.
Good night :sparkle:
Be sure to count those digital sheep. :chin:
Yeah :smile:
Shoulda done that before coming on here in the middle of the night.
Or listened to 48mins of a Librivox recording :wink:
Hmmm, in my world this would be the moment that a neighbouring country decides to invade, forcing the family into an arduous journey to safety with only a shovel to help them succeed. I am truely thankful you guys do not live in my world though, ;) Enjoy the wonderful stories and the holiday season.
:scream: :gasp: :chin:
Where in the world do you live ?
According to profile:
Location is 'presiding the metaphysical court of law'.
Curiously cool :cool:
Quoting Tobias
They are all wonderful in their own way, aren't they.
I like this one. Cosy feel. Acts as a bit of an antidote. Simple things:
Quoting Baden
Gotta love the emoticons :D I live in the Netherlands. Thankfully, the last invasion we had to endure was long before I was born. I am not really a 'Christmas spirit' though. So one fine Christmas I drew up plans for this amazing winter offensive, while the whole military brass would be eating turkey. Blitzkrieg, that goes without saying, encirclement, cutting the lines of communication, the works... Selling it now to the highest bidder, metaphysical mercenary that I am. We all have our antidotes to loneliness Amity... :joke:
Nahh, sometimes, when a story makes the glazing of my teeth crack because of its sweetness, like that old Maria Carey song does, I resort to some light footed irony to make the point. But do not let it stop ya from loving it. Your reviews are always worthwhile to read in their own right.
Intriguing. A game you play ? :chin: