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Why I think Red Herrings exist.

S February 17, 2017 at 05:40 2425 views 6 comments
The one and only defining feature of the [i]existence[/I] of a thingamajig is unanimously whether there are a [i]number[/I] of watsits. This be maths. Cos numbers and stuff. Is this maths? I don't have a clue.

Anyway, to elucidate, a shoal of flamingos ''exist'' because there be a ''number'' of birdy-lookin' whatchamacallits that be there e.g. you can break your neighbor, hoppy hoppy, thin stickleback legs, ouchy ouchy, smash their window.

Birds got mass. 8-)

Moreover, I think maths would agree with this point of view, because me and maths (maths an I!) are good mates. We get on well, dress well, and fell down a well.

I remember reading once.

Once, twice, three times a lady, upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, in the early bird, mathematicians salivated over the existence of wormholes as a catch for wiggerly waves. You just can't catch 'em. Wiggerly waves. You just can't catch 'em.

But you got to catch 'em all. Pokémon.

Mathematicians promptly whipped out their calculators and Whabang! Detective Esther to the rescue. You just can't catch her.

In other wordibobs, the whole shebang of existence in mathematics is based on calculating the number of whathaveyous on the dujamaflip, and Bob's got your sixpence. You just can't catch him.

Therefore, [i]mathematically[/I] speaking, God exists.

Comments (6)

Pierre-Normand February 17, 2017 at 06:05 #55342
Does that not belong to the Metaphysics as art thread? In any case, please mods, don't delete it!
S February 17, 2017 at 06:18 #55346
Quoting Pierre-Normand
Does that not belong to the Metaphysics as art thread? In any case, please mods, don't delete it!


Strawman. I'm simply following your trail of [s]thought[/s] blood.

I'll repeat my question: what be the difference between the [I]belief[/I] of a raven and a [I]real[/I] writing desk itself?

I [i]am[/I] the mods. They even wrote a songs about me:



[I]Aaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeaaaeeyee am the mods[/I]
Wosret February 17, 2017 at 06:47 #55350
Nah, nah

Whatshisface explains the cogent underlining wedgejelly underwhich maths number. Number again and again, stop for a moment to flipaboutface and number again.

Ergoinmynose Glob exits.
Pneumenon February 17, 2017 at 06:56 #55352
I have seen that philosophical problems need not be solved, but rather covered in damp washcloths and bakes at -pi degrees Fahrencelsigraheitade. This leads to the garden, my garden, the one that gives rise to sweet fruits and small aquatic creatures that feed upon thine queef bubbles. THIS IS THE GARDEN, ASSHOLE.
Streetlight February 17, 2017 at 07:08 #55355
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FLUX23 February 17, 2017 at 07:41 #55358
lol, the sarcasm.